Saturday, February 28, 2009

a lost song;memories to cherish

hey guys this is a song i found out recently back.it was written when the boredom had crossed all it's limits and we had no choice coz there was a fear of companies.the song goes as follows

coding ne zindagi bhar gam diye,
jitne bhi perks diye sab kam diye.
ek bahut badi musibat hai logic,
ot se ki kabhi na dosti,
jab mili mujhko wo overtime k touffe de gayi,
onsite ja sake aise projects nahi diye,
coding ne zindagi bhar gam diye,

rap :error lagaye watt,bahut bure hai haalat,
trei meri to choro ,usne sabki dekhai hai aukaat'
ispe mera bas nahi,sochu karta kuch kyun nahi,
par me karu bhi to kya,flat bhi to nahi hai aata.

errors bhi peesh aaye humse ajnabi,
compiler ki saajish koi samjha nahi,
be iradan kuch database humne corrupt kiya,
project mein aade concept diye,
coding ne zindagi bhar gam diye.

rap:raat raat bhar me kyu me jaagu,graphics ki tu me tu tu,
scd to mera bhai,jane kahan se uth k hai aaya,
antivirus bhi bole,tu jaa k kha chole,
nahi ye tere bas ki baat, nahi teri itni aukat,
phir me naa jane kyun khicha chala aata hun,
usme khoya rehta hu,chahe din ho ya raat ho,
turbo c bas saath ho,phir to girlfriend ki  kya baat ,
bas # include ki hai baat.
isiliye ashish hai ye kehta,anshul kyu tu hai behta,
is kaali andheri raat mein,barbad kyu hai hoota,
is coding k jaal mein zindagi kyun hai khoota,yeah.

coding ne zindagi bhar gam diye..........




song by anshul ur morph guru
rap done by ashish ur guru galav
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Friday, February 27, 2009

snakes are gluttons too !!!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Start Thinking...

courtesy : email to Ashish Galav ( guru galav ) by pehleindia.com

Dear Fellow Indian,


Please take a moment to read this and forward it to as many people as you can.

We are at a critical point in the evolution of our nation. The nuclear deal, the moon mission, the global economy, regionalisation of politics, new faces of terror, etc. etc. - depending on how you look at issues around you, there are opportunities for, and threats to, our very way of life. That makes the upcoming elections a make or break event for India. Never before in the history of independent India has a single general election carried so much potential to shape our destiny.

How we are led by the next government has to be a reflection of how the majority of us wish to shape our destiny. But many of us do not vote, or worse - vote for the wrong reasons. In 2009, however, we cannot afford that. We cannot let the destiny of our nation be decided by non-thinkers. We must vote - and that too for the right reasons.

We need to start thinking now about how we will use our vote in the upcoming elections. What do we personally stand for? What will we not compromise on? Where do we stand on key issues? What issues are completely irrelevant for political parties to waste time on? Will we vote for someone simply because he or she belongs to our caste/community? How will we evaluate whether a serving candidate has been a success or failure?

These and many more questions should haunt us as individuals for at least the next few weeks, or they will haunt us as a nation for the next few generations.

So start thinking…

Thank you,
The Pehle India Team.

Please note: PehleIndia.Com does not endorse any political party or ideology. We are a non-profit apolitical citizen-networking website where you can connect with like-minded citizens and mobilize public opinion on issues that impact our nation, our people and our democracy. You can help the upcoming elections to be more thought through by forwarding this to as many people as you can and urging them to start thinking.
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please do something mr.chief minister

well well well ! today i'll not be aggressive against him.whatever has happened in past few days has again pinched me.entire nation is preparing for the big bash,finals of politics.well this has surely opened up the new horizons for the common man.the publicity and good will charm strategy is in air.sanctions,rate slash,tax cut,EXCISE DUTY REDUCED BY 2 % has been induced like the flue virus.the central govt. is trying it's best to increase it's vote bank,faith.in this scene i think that there can something that can be done by our chief minister too,at least better than commenting.when the central govt.that is the ruling party of the state too,there can be some feel good from the state govt. too to provide support and stimulus to the centre.what can be done is a follows.first of all in this present current of tax cut the state govt can also go for some kind of tax cuts like sales tax,this would definitely curb the inflation and the boost the business prospectus of the state.further state govt. could also create some jobs not only in the govt. but in private sector too.this will help in increasing the faith of the state's people.further the legal issues that are concerned with setting up of big industries in state shud be handled with care,flexibility in the system shud be increased so as too encourage industries in state.well after that there are various other issues that can be handled in the long run only like the power,scarcity of water,refineries,iit-iim,improvement of the transportation network,etc. these can be handled in the 5 year chase only.but i just feel that if Mr.chief minister just want to help and play his part of contribution to the upcoming elections,then the best thing that he can do as far as i see is tax cut.this will suddenly boost up the moral of the ruling party and the state.well the verdict here is only this that when the central govt. is trying so hard to induce good feel among the people by variety of tax cuts,opening of institutions,etc. then why not the state govt. of the same party also play it's part and benefit the people.whatever happens now its sure that the there will some kind of relaxation for the people of the state.but to what extent this relaxation will go is now in the hands of the chief minster.so shreeman now stop playing glamour commenting and start involving into some useful stuff that does good for the party in elections and people of state in long run.please do something.

JAI HO JAI HO  
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Controversy over Salman : A reply to Anshul's dilemma

Dear Anshul ( morph guru )
I think famous personalities or figures hold a moral responsibility towards the society which gives them such fame, money or power. So its their duty to show an attitude which inspires the fans. Take example of Michael Phelps. Recently he was banned for some time for taking bong in public. Few people criticize the decision declaring it as an attack on his personal right. But when he society makes him a popular figure, he owes him a decent and ideal behavior and such misconduct should not be accepted as it affects many followers. If he wants to do anything like that, he should make sure that people or their personal lives are not affected by it. Therefore Salman Khan should have shown sympathy towards the sufferers of the mishap at the shooting of VEER.
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Monday, February 16, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

controversy dog salmaan,who is guilty for amber?

amber shooting of the movie VEER turned into a bad mood when the wall near the temple shattered.the blame games started soon and again it was asserted that celebrity Salmaan khan was the one to be hold responsible.Salmaan khan as a personality always had a bad boy tagg with him,may be it was the attitude towards media or the controversies with co actors,hit and run case or may it the black bug incident.
but today the bad boy was not the villian,he could not be hold responsible for the Amber Fort incident.the wall was weak and was in knowledge of the officials that it could never have susutain that kind of stress.while the shooting team was being pointed out for the incident,the gamers must know that the shooting was going on with proper permission.while the police head's are claiming that the party didn't not submitted the required money for more constaibles,then was it not the moral responsiblity of the officials that they convey them that permission may be denied if this payment is not made,to make sure that there are proper arrangements of secuirty rather than  larger money.
well it was just not the system,salmaan and shooting party who were at fault,the public that went nuts for just a look of the celebrity also was at fault.when there was renovation work in progress is this the responsiblity of the officials and the system only to take care of the things spread around?we point that salmaan and the system are irresponsible and inefficient,rather fact is it's the madness and irresponsible public that led to this incident.
well the verdict is a person and a system cannot always be at fault,sometimes they are right and correct but since "HUM NAHI SUDHERENGE AUR HUM KAHBI NAHI SUDHERENGE",is valid for the people of india too,so the blame game goes on.fault cannot be from one side only, there are always two sides of a coin.further the growth and prosperity of nation can happen if and only if we support the right cause,we cooperate for growth and also when we share the burden of blame when we are invloved in.

JAI HO JAI HO
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

hum nahi sudharenge

bhaiya kuch bhi hoo jaye hum bhai jaise hai waise rahenge.yeah u guessed it right.indian ministers,just not politicians,neta the best abhinetas.yeh loog kabhi nahi sudherenge.ab inki bhi kya galti yeh power cheez hi aisi hooti hai.achche khase neta ko minister bana deti hai.well ab loog sochenge ki yeh yahan kyun liha hai.kyunki ek taraf jahan gehlot saab PDA ko rajasthan ka culture nahi mante wahin 14 feb ko special security rakhi hai.yeh loog doogale hoote hai par aise example kam hi dete hai.we are reaching moon,turning into the super power but can we grow with such leaders.why can't we have the people like Prof Suresh D. Tendulkar as our ministers.why shudn't be there any minimum qualification,back ground check as far as elections are concerned.

oooooooooppppppppppppssssssssssssssssssss!!! par yahan aadhi janta ko to yeh hi nahi pata hooga ki yeh Tendulkar saab hai kaun,bhaiya hum to ek hi tendulkar ko jaante hai jo cricket naam k religion ka bhagwaan hai.par mere pyare bandhuo yeh saab humare economic council mein mananiya pradhan mantri ji k advisor hai.inke jaisa educational quali kisi k paas nahi hooga,jab yeh sahi advise de sakte hai ,to iska matlab ki sahi decision bhi lete honge.to phir inhe kyun nahi minister banaya jaata. yeh humare desh ki tragedy hai ki hum loog un loogo ko support kar rahe hai jo bina support k apne paero pe bhi khade nahi ho sakte.
problem to yahan tak hai ki ek government bolti hai ki revenues nahi hai,agli gov bumper jobs nikaal deti hai.centre aur state hi cooperate nahi kar rahe.
ministers isme bussy hai ki modi ne kya kaha,but is baare mein koi nahi soch raha ki singur mein jo loog jobless hue unka kya hooga.neta abhineta bann k bol rahe hai ki pyaar ishq mohobatt humari sanskriti ka hissa nahi hai, KOI INN GADHO KO BATAYE KI SHRI RAAM AUR SITA MAIYA KA BHI SWAYAMVAR YAANI LOVE MARRIGE HUI THI.ARTHAAT KI UNHONE BHI PREM KIYA THA.SHRI HARI KRISHNA JI TO JAANE HI RAAS RACHAIYA K NAAM SE JAATE HAI. ab yeh bolenge ki bhagwaan k saath insaan ko nahi tola jaata,par akal se paidal netaoo unke dekhaye raasto pe to chalna hoota hai ya nahi.AB LAGTA HAI KI INN SAB KO KHUJRAHO BHI DEKHANA PADEGA KYUNKI WAHAN BHI PREM KARNA EK AASTHA K BARABAR HAI YEH DEEKHAYA GAYA HAI.

JIS BHAGWAT GEETA KI HUM LOOG KASME KHATE HAI USME BHI KRISHNA NE ARJUN AUR SUBHADRA KA PREM VIVAH KARVAYA THA.AUR BHI BAHUT SAARE DEVI DEVTAOO NE YAHI KIYA HAI.yeh sab isiliye agli generation ko bataya jaata raha hai kyunki yeh sab sahi hai,ishwar ki aaradhna karne k samaan hai.
devi devta hi kyun AJMER K RAJA PRITHVI RAJ CHAUHAN aur SANYOGITA ne bhi prem vivah kiya tha, MUGHAL SHEHENSHAH JALLAL UD DIN AKBAR ne AMER KI RAJKUMARI JODHA BAI se prem kiya tha.       arre bhai jis party ka neta PDA k khilaaf hai us party ki president ne khud love marrige ki thi,Sonia Gandhi ji and Lt.Shri Rajeev Gandhi ji. Mam agar aap yeh padh rahi hai to sorry to qoute u but fact fact hai,aur inn sab ko yeh samajhna chahiye ki humari sanskriti mein hi pyaar ki pooja hooti hai.

Par hum nahi sudhre hai na hi sudhrenge,hum sirf vote k liye jeete hai aur vote k liye marr jaate hai.
JAI ho JAI ho
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

gift pink chaddi to Mutalik on this valentine's day

 This Valentine’s Day, in a move that is meant to leave Pramod Mutalik and his ilk red-faced, a campaign is on to gift them with carton loads of pink chaddis


A “consortium of pub-going, loose and forward women”, still seething under Pramod Mutalik’s moral policing and hectoring, will collect chaddis from across the country and courier them to the Sri Rama Sena’s Bangalore office by V-Day. This is the revenge of the urban woman, ‘pink undergarment’ her symbol of annoyance. 

The ‘Pink Chaddi Campaign’ was kicked off on Febraury 5 to protest the Sena’s warning against celebrating Valentine’s Day and the attacks on women in Mangalore. Though it started off in the e-world among members of a social networking group, it has now taken a life of its own and is out on the streets. 

Nisha Susan, a features writer with a magazine, started this blog with the idea that it could be a forum where people could express their concern and views — particulary the disgust they feel over the recent turn of events. “On Thursday, I had an impulse that we should do something. I planned this campaign and posted it on the blog. The next morning, there were more than 600 posts and now there are over 1,500 posts from all over the world, including small towns, the US, Singapore and of course, all Indian metros. There are people from all age groups, six-year-olds to senior citizens and a lot of men too,” said Nisha. 

People have signed up to drop chaddis at collection points in their cities, which will be sent to 
Bangalore. Those who have signed up also plan to go to pubs with their partners or friends on V-Day. Most of the members don’t drink and some haven’t ever visited a pub, but the spirit is to band together against moral policing and curbs on women’s freedom. 

“We are concerned that talking about them would give them unnecessary mileage, but at the same time, we can’t keep quiet. If we ignore them, some other group will also start these political manoeuvres. They are not fools. They are political manipulators and we should give them what they deserve,” added Nisha. 

The group has been aptly named ‘the consortium of pubgoing, loose and forward women’ because that is how Sena wants to project them. The campaigners do not specify if the undergarment should be new, but people interested can drop ‘pink chaddis’ at the collection box. 


courtsy : indiatimes.com

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

I'll be back

hey friends
I have received some emails and messages that i havent posted any thing for so long.
Friends, due to some seasons i am unable to give time to the blog but will b back around 16th of feb. Till then, enjoy anshul's posts.
C ya
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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Do you exist ???

This is a hubmle request and reminder to all the blog contributors that you are a proud member of this blog. So kindly take out some of your precious time and contribute to the blog. We will be obliged.

This request is for the following contributors :

Viren - Viren Sharma
@njali a. - Anjali Awasthi
Tisha - Tisha Prasad
Tech-x-pert - Prateek Chadha

Regards :

morph guru - Anshul Mathur
guru galav - Ashish Galav

P.S. : Kindly let us know that you people exist.
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

sinking glory, i'm dead

"glory is lost ,prestige is sinking and i'm dead." Yes it is true i,m dead. i donot exist any more.
my greatest achivement has killed me. whom i trusted the most betrayed me. don't be shocked,don't feel symapthetic,please don't feel sad for me. u r no one to feel anything like that for me, coz u did nothing for me.if u atleast u shud have tried once,no,u did't.
this is INDIA the Golden Sparrow.yes i was shocked too,but then realised yes i was also not entitled to shed tears for her condition.60 years of republican india has grown from villages to town,town to cities,but has not grown mentally.we are still at the same starting point as far as our orthodox nature is considered,we are still the same indians who belive in women for te four walls.india is still a male dominant and shauvnist society.we landed on moon last year but still we are way back in basic needs of people.we have one of the highest malnutrition rate.We claim of 2 largest pool of doctors and engineers when we are one of the largest pool of AIDS patient,largests in illnourished food.we claim of the largets railways in world under one head,when we still are running short of trains by large number,to increase revenue we reduce the facilities increase the no of passengers in the lesser space boggies,above that we claim that we are growing by 7 %,when still in next 5 yrs we even donot plan for high speed quaridoors,we donot have plans to grow rails on bussy routes.
yes we are dead.we invested 11000 crores in IPL when our rural areas donot have access to the basic education.we are turning Banglore into New York,but have no feel about arunachal pradesh,meghalya,assam.
they thought that politics wud be done as a service to the nation,but it is now a cruel and henious proffesion.we have killed  our god too for own profit.Yes the supreme power GOD IS DEAD too.else which god tells u to bribe,to harm others,spread terror in his name,earn votes on his behalf.we have commited crimes ,we killed GOD and we killed INDIA.
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

ma letter to editor


My letter to editor of TIMES OF INDIA got published in TOI dated 3rd Feb '09. Read the second letter in the pic. The following is the link to the e-copy of the article.
http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Default/Scripting/ArticleWin.asp?From=Archive&Source=Page&Skin=TOI&BaseHref=CAP%2F2009%2F02%2F03&ViewMode=GIF&GZ=T&PageLabel=16&EntityId=Ar01607&AppName=1
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Sunday, February 1, 2009

cultural soldiers or indian social terror groups

a young boy in his mid 20's one day went to a minister and pleas him " sir, i graduated a year ago and still i'm unemployed ,please help me".minister replies back "son wud u like to do a job that involves glamour,media ,success and above a social service".boy say" yes! sir y not,but wat is the job".minister asks him"go find 20 -30 boys like u then form a group with second name SENA and put anything as first if shiva and ram already there then take narayan,then get involved into some issues like others ".
congratulation people this also the face of the great economic crises.well if the pub going id not culture then insulting and assaulting women in public is definitly not the part of the culture.also allowing a person with a criminal record and a legal case running for election is not the culture.further giving liscence to the pub owners the resort people by the govt to enjoy huge revenue is not the culture.we say that our culture teaches us to bring equality all around,raise the std of living for every citizen of india,if u feel that is is being worked on,please kindly do visit villages district like jaisalmer,barmer in rajasthan u get to know the truth and the standing of ur statement.showing ur power and devotion to the country by these kind of issues is also not the culture of INDIA.please politics on the miseries of the people.if u really wish to do something for this country then raise the std of living of people in the remote villages and not in posh cities like delhi ,banglore.if u have the zeal to save the culture of the country then do behave properly with the foreign tourist and women,protect them from brats.please donot take the advantage of other people's wounds and miseries,do poltics for the growth and prosperity of the nation and not personal gains.please grow up,please be human atleast
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Google's GDrive system may render personal computer history

courtesy : http://www.dnaindia.com

London: Search engine giant Google will soon come up with a system that may make the personal computer virtually redundant, predict technology expert.

The GDrive system will merge Google's all existing web-based services to make them easier to use together.

Industry reports suggest that the 'GDrive' would enable users to store almost all their data on the Internet, and access it from wherever they are.

"Throw your hard drive away, Google's Gdrive is arriving in 2009," the Telegraph quoted TG Daily, an American technology news website, as predicting.

The GDrive would make it possible to access and update information like emails, photographs, music, documents and spreadsheets from any device with an Internet connection.

The novel system is being described as 'cloud computing', wherein the web rather than the hard drive is used as the place where information is stored.

Google experts are said to have begun convincing the world of its benefits.

The fact that such services are usually free could undermine the Microsoft business model, which was originally based on the ability to sell software packages with new machines.

It is believed that the GDrive could "cause a major paradigm shift in how we use computers and bring Google one step closer to dethroning Windows on your desktop".

However, there are some who think that trusting Google with so much personal or commercial data is dangerous, for information may not be as safe in the cloud as it is in a computer.

Peter Brown, of the Free Software Foundation charity, said: "Does it matter to you that someone can see everything on your computer? Does it matter that Google can be subpoenaed at any time to hand over all your data to the American government?"

A Google spokesman refused to confirm whether the GDrive launch was imminent.

"We don't comment on speculation, and we don't pre-announce product launches," she said.

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